{"slip": { "id": 75, "advice": "You will always regret the round of Tequila."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 219, "advice": "Try buying a coffee for the creator of a free public API, now and then."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 160, "advice": "Enjoy a little nonsense now and then."}}